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one, the incredible dave grohl is out there. >> hi, how you doing? hey, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look good. how's it going out there? >> it's going good. >> jimmy: we would have had you play inside, but we're spraying the theatre for bedbugs. >> first of all, i have to apologize to hollywood for the traffic problem that we've created tonight. i appreciate you letting us do this. thank you very much. >> jimmy: sound city was a recording studio, it was a filthy rat's nest of a place, but some of the greatest albums of all time were recorded there, including nirvana's album "never mind" and dave made a documentary about it. who else record there had? >> a bunch of people. fleetwood mac, neil young, tom petty, rage against the machine, metallica, evel knievel, charles manson recorded there. >> jimmy: those are both true. >> i'm not kidding.
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that actually happened. >> jimmy: i loved the documentary. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i heard a rumor. tell me if this is true. you, john fogerty and rick springfield are going to cover "gangnam style" tonight. >> we're just doing the dance. because the music part's too hard. >> jimmy: are those guys out there with you right now? >> they're out here somewhere. we've got the good year blimp. oh, hey. there they are right there. look what i found. [ applause ] check it out. it's like mount rushmore. >> jimmy: how funny would it be if you guys just went home right now? >> i feel like we've done enough. thank you, good night. >> this is pretty much it, right? >> jimmy: i was in band in high school. if you need a bass clarinet player at any minute, just give me notice. >> what kind of band was that? >> it was school. >> jimmy: not a cool band, a school band. we did not record at sound city. >> there are no base clarinet groupies, i'm sorry.
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>> jimmy: you are correct on that, rick. we will see you shortly. it should be a good show. [ applause ] meanwhile, in real music news, justin bieber made a lot of his fans very angry in london last night. he had a concert at the o-2 arena there. it's a big venue. 20,000 fans. the show is sold out. it was supposed to start at 8:30 but justin didn't get out there until 10:30, and people were mad in the way only british people can be. >> everyone was booing at him. we were just sitting in the dark for ages. >> a bit of a diva. couldn't come out until he was ready. >> we came here two weeks ago to see one direction. fabulous. >> i'm totally and utterly disgusted. we're all fans and now we hate him. >> he can bug off and never come again. >> jimmy: let's not say things we can't take back, folks. i can understand why the parents were angry. half of the audience was kids
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and it was a school night, which means they were late getting home and had to go straight to bed without brushing their teeth and the british really can't afford to miss a night of teeth brushing. [ laughter ] two hours is very late. prince can be two hours late. justin bieber can't. how can you ever be late for anything in london? they have a huge clock right in the middle of the town. [ laughter ] meanwhile, they had a live episode of "american idol" tonight on fox, the first of three live episodes this week, and also the first night you can vote. this year, you can vote on your computer, you can vote on your tablet, you can vote by phone, or you can write your selections on a can of styling mousse and throw it at ryan seacrest's head. [ laughter ] every year, they change the voting for this show. this year they have something called super voting, it allows viewers to send 50 votes at once, which is ridiculous. if everyone gets 50 votes, then everyone's just voting once, right? why stop at 50, if more votes at better? why not give everyone a million votes? votes in "american idol" are
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becoming like eastern european currency. pretty soon they'll be pushing them around in wheelbarrows trying to buy socks. speaking of eastern europeans, this is from a russian dashboard camera. a lot of people in russia have dash cams to protect themselves from crooked police and false accident claims. it goes on a lot over there. the side benefit is they are now the world's leading producer of crazy traffic videos like this. this car -- you can see the car is driving along listening to music. car comes in from the left side, spins in, and no problem at all. [ applause ] quite a move. looks like lindsay lohan. some big soccer news today and i mean that literally. fifa, the body that governs soccer, has announced that next year's world cup in brazil will be the first to offer seats designed specifically for overweight fans. special seats for the obese will
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be double the size of a normal seat and reinforced for people up to 550 pounds. that won't be embarrassing when you're looking for your seat. excuse me, can you point me towards the fatass section? [ laughter ] to qualify for one of these seats, fans will be asked to show paper work proving they have a body mass index of 30 or more. or you can just lift up your shirt. it's not like you can fake that. i think brazil has a different definition of the word obese, though. for instance, this is the fattest woman in brazil. poor thing weighs almost 100 pounds. you're supposed to apply the tanning oil, honey, not drink it. world cup tickets are very hard to come by, so if you love soccer, now is a good time to start eating cheese. wouldn't it make more sense if they let the obese fans sit on exercise bikes during the game? speaking of obesity, first lady michelle obama gave a little talk yesterday about canine fitness. she hosted a web chat to discuss her let's move initiative, and
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one of the parents on the web chat asked if dogs should be involved in the family fitness regimen and she said they should. which apparently licking yourself for 12 hours a day doesn't burn a lot of calories. we have a lot of fat dogs in this country, which makes sense. you know, we give them treats, and if they sit and stay, it's the worst thing you can do. we're enablers. but we need our dogs to be healthy because we are too fat to move, we need someone to go to fridge to get us khaca cooki. so get your dog in a gym or you can do it at home like this. >> it's time to get that lazy dog off the couch and into shape. introducing p90 rex, the home fitness revolution for your dog. with exercises like humping, humping cats, humping rabbits, humping stuffed animals, even humans. watch your dog go from flabby to sexy in less than three months. just listen to this satisfied
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>> please don't push me off. please don't. >> i'm not. i'm right here. i'm right here. i'm not going to push you. if you stand here for more than ten more seconds, i will. three, two -- >> i just got dumped. >> jimmy: they really did break up. that's what i want to see on "the bachelor." sign that guy up. we have to take a quick break, but when we come back, i have something i think you will like. my aunt chippy, guillermo and i are going to do fashion critiques outside on the street. plus, zach braff, lauren cohan, and music from sound city players are on the way.
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facing breast cancer every year. visit the3day.org to register or to request more information today. it was 3 days of pure joy. ♪ and it's beautiful >> jimmy: welcome back. zach braff, lauren cohan, and a big hollywood boulevard concert from sound city players are on the way. but before that, those of you in our studio audience know there are a wide variety of fashion senses outside our theatre here on hollywood boulevard. some people wear designer clothing, some wear regular clothing, some dress up like the incredible hulk. so i enlisted my friend guillermo and my aunt chippy to help me turn a critical eye toward hollywood style in a new
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segment calling "fashion insultants." enjoy. well hello there. how are you? >> wow. >> jimmy: you got a lot going on here. this is very stylish. would you mind turning around for us? >> did you go to different stores to put that together? >> no. american apparel from head to toe. >> jimmy: american apparel from head to toe. first of all, i love the shoes and the socks. >> yeah, i like the socks. >> i like the shirt. "gay okay." >> jimmy: what does that mean? >> i think gay okay. >> jimmy: it's like a-okay, but gay okay. >> what i don't like is the watch. it's too big for you. >> jimmy: that's the style now, the big watches. so you can tell time even if you're far away. >> i would like if your hair was just a little bit in further. like pull it back a little bit. so you can see that face more.
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>> jimmy: that is a little better. >> i think the glasses are too big. >> they're prescription. i can't see without them. >> maybe you should try to put mousse in your hair. >> what kind of mousse? >> jimmy: yeah, put a mousse on your hair. >> what kind of mousse? >> jimmy: canadian. >> i'll definitely try mousse out. >> you're very pretty. you know what? you got to be a certain type to get away with something like that. anybody else would think that she was a guy. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> good, how are you guys? >> jimmy: good. would you mind turning around for us? >> this guy is like me. legs too short, the belly's big, no ass, and overweight. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> uh-oh. >> jimmy: how you doing? >> okay. >> jimmy: what happened to you? >> what do you mean? >> jimmy: i mean, how did you get like this? >> i was a punk rocker in the '80s. >> jimmy: are you a real punk rocker?
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>> now i'm a tattoo artist. >> jimmy: i have to say in most cases, i would say that this look is unacceptable, but for a tattoo artist, it's perfectly acceptable. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you do any of your own tattoos? >> um, no. >> jimmy: that's the weird thing about being a tattoo artist is you can't tattoo yourself. >> i've been dressing the same since high school. >> jimmy: what do you think? >> i think he's 90% good. >> i think 80% like -- >> you never agree. but if he said 90%, you would have said yeah, 90%, good. >> jimmy: i think it's 90% good. >> no, it's 90%. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> now get lost. go get another tattoo. >> jimmy: all right. hello. how are you? >> great, how are you? >> jimmy: good. would you mind turning around for us? >> yeah. >> i like your shirt. the color is nice. >> i like the color shirt, yeah. >> jimmy: i'm not crazy about the color of the pants.
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>> navy? >> jimmy: the black and the navy together, something about it. >> you're not going to wear the same pants all the time to wear the same jacket that you're going to wear five days a week. you're not going to wear the same color pants five days a week. >> jimmy: there are so many colors to go with the pants. >> i have a question, are you offended by the navy and black on your shirt? >> whoa. >> jimmy: no, but it's all in the one shirt. all right, look at this guy. >> okay. >> jimmy: you look fine. carry on. oh, look at this. what have we here? >> turn around, i want to see the rest of that. >> jimmy: what do you do for a living? >> i make music. >> jimmy: okay, i was going to guess that. do you often color coordinate the hat with the shirt and the shoes? >> as much as i can. >> jimmy: as much as you can. the stone wash thing is interesting.
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i feel like those pants would look ridiculous on any of us. >> yeah. they look good on you. >> jimmy: they look good on you. >> yeah, he looks good. >> jimmy: may i try those pants on? come with me for a second. what do you think? >> what do i think? your shirt is the only thing that looks good on you. >> jimmy: the fact is the matter is black guys get away with stuff that white guys can't get away with. and this is one of them. >> well he has a lot of ass, that's why. >> jimmy, how do you sit down with no ass? >> jimmy: huh? >> when i do the show, your ass doesn't hurt for one hour? >> jimmy: your ass is gonna hurt for an hour. all right. well, thanks, guys, take care. [ cheers and applause ] we have got a rocking show tonight. from "the walking dead," lauren cohan is here. sound city players are with us. and we'll be right back with zach braff, so stick around.
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>> jimmy: tonight on the program you can see her narrowly avoid death by zombie every sunday night on "the walking dead," lauren cohan is here. and then we have a very special music event for you tonight. even the goodyear blimp showed up for it. hollywood boulevard is shut down for a performance from sound city players.
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that's the foo fighters, john fogerty, and rick springfield. tonight, they combine to become sound city players on the sonos stage. dave grohl made a great documentary, called "sound city" if you love music, you should definitely check that out. tomorrow night, we have visits from jessica simpson, jim jefferies, and music from luke bryan. and on thursday, kobe bryan, dominic monaghan, and musical guest rival sons. our first guest is an emmy-nominated, grammy-winning performer you know him from his movie "garden state" and the tv show "scrubs." in his latest, he plays both man and monkey alongside james franco in the new 3-d adventure "oz the great and powerful." it opens in theaters friday, please say hello to zach braff. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] how you doing? >> good to see you. >> jimmy: good to see you, too. you haven't been here in a
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while. >> that didn't used to happen. >> jimmy: it's a budget item we have here. >> very swanky. the audience is drunker, i see. >> jimmy: a little bit, yeah. when was the last time you were here? >> i don't know, i just remember the last time i was here we were talking about the "scrubs" porno that was coming out because that was very exciting for us. you know you've made it when they make a porno about your show, i guess. >> jimmy: how did that do? >> i don't know. i think it did pretty darn well. i don't know, i had a funny experience. i ran into -- i've been hanging out with jake franco a little bit because we're in the movie "oz" together and we has lots of wacky art shows that he does. i'm at one of these gatherings and a guy calls me and says zach, i just want to introduce myself. i played you in the scrubs "porno." [ laughter ] it was one of the most odd things. i later found out his name is james dean, he's like the guy. he's like the daniel day-lewis
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of porn. so i was sort of psyched that he -- i felt this weird honor that i was played by like the great one. >> jimmy: i don't want to play one upsmanship here, but i am being played by the jerry lewis of porn. [ laughter ] that's very exciting. did he look like you? >> i mean, i don't know. >> jimmy: i meant his face, but -- [ laughter ] >> they say on the intraweb that he's hung like a bear. i don't know. i'm more of a baby cub. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a gummy bear, if you will. >> i'm hung like a gummy bear. >> jimmy: because i know dax shepherd, a friend of mine and yours, is somebody that people confuse you guys. >> people think i look like dax shepherd. i get so many people on the web -- the one i get the most, believe it or not, is the guy -- i don't know if a lot of people know who this is, but he's the guy who used to date anne hathaway who went to jail.
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>> jimmy: oh yeah, that guy. he looks like you? >> well, i didn't know, because i don't -- i don't know anne hathaway's life that much. but i guess when he went to jail, he was all over the place on the news. and i walked into a coffee place and i see eddie murphy, my hero, my comic hero, and i get so excited to say all this stuff to him. and he stops me before i can say a word and he says does anyone ever tell you you look like anne hathaway's boyfriend who went to jail? >> jimmy: no way. >> and i'm like -- yeah, i mean, yeah, i guess i've heard that. meanwhile, he interrupted all the things i wanted to say. and he's like i was watching the news and i was like that looks like the dude from "scrubs." [ laughter ] i'm like my hero knows at least who i am. >> jimmy: that's good. that's something. >> and the second part of this is that i went to the "les miserables" premiere, on my way to congratulate anne hathaway because i thought she was amazing in the movie. i'm headed toward her with so
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much excitement and glee and i see her father make eye contact with me. and he has this look like he's just going to [ bleep ] kill me. [ laughter ] and his hands start to go up -- >> jimmy: really? >> i get about four feet from the guy when he realized it was not indeed the dude who went to jail, and he gave me a big scary hug. >> jimmy: he was under the impression that somehow he had escaped from jail to come to this premiere. >> escape from jail, crash anne's big night and come to say hello. >> jimmy: you should definitely get some kind of plastic surgery or something because this has gotten out of hand. on the internet, there have been reports that you've died a couple of times. >> i've died a couple times. i came out of the closet once. and then so much weird stuff happens on the net. i heard recently that some genealogist figured that i'm related to mitt romney through the last witch who was killed at the salem witch trial. >> jimmy: really? [ applause ] >> i know that -- >> jimmy: is this true? >> i know that sounds like a
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bit, but if you go home and google it, it is -- it wasn't some idiot. it was like a genealogist who clearly has way too much time on his hands figured out -- because my brother josh wrote a book and i've been in the public eye now for a decade. there's enough information that you had that much time on your hands, you could do enough genealogy and he figured out i was related to mitt romney. i've died twice, i came out of the closet and i'm related to romney. >> jimmy: and you're the bastard grandchild of a witch. >> yes. >> jimmy: that's pretty big right there. >> that's almost more exciting than being related to mitt. >> jimmy: and you're a monkey, too, which we'll talk about in a moment. we're going to take a break. zach braff is with us. his movie is called "oz the great and powerful." >> dicky: aerial coverage provided by goodyear. everything goodyear has learned making tires for superior performance inspires what they roll into yours. goodyear, more driven. [ male announcer ] the lexus command performance
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wait, i got it. we'll turn around and go back. you come clean. you apologize for lying about being the wizard and for lying to that poor girl. you got to really seem contrite. you got to sell it. maybe you could even cry. can you try? i could cut up an onion. >> we're not going back. we're going to find this wicked witch, steal her wand, i'll get that big pile of gold and you can have a nice pile of bananas. >> bananas. oh, i see. because i'm a monkey. i must love bananas, right?
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that is a vicious stereotype. >> you don't like ba flan thats? >> of course i love bananas. i'm a monkey, don't be ridiculous. i just don't like you saying it. >> jimmy: that's zach braff in "oz the great and powerful." you've got a plush toy. that's exciting, huh? have you ever had a plush toy before? >> i was the voice of chicken little, so i have a chicken little plush toy. but now he's got a friend. >> jimmy: i hope he doesn't eat chicken little. monkeys do do things like that. so sam raimi, does he call you and say great news, i want you to be in the movie, you're going to be playing a monkey? >> he said yeah, we're looking to figure out this monkey. we want someone who can improv with jake and be funny on set. it's not like i'm in a sound booth. it's kind of like gollum, i'm there acting the whole thing out every single day and they're videotaping my face and they animate the character from my face. >> jimmy: how far do you go? >> literally in a blue screen
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onesee on the ground picking flies out of james's hair. i'm like daniel day-lewis, i stay in character, so i stay in character. >> jimmy: you are a grammy award-winner, as i mentioned, because you put together the sound track for "garden state." >> i have a grammy. it's a grammy for a mixed tape essentially. i have these musician friends that give it the evil eye. >> jimmy: it should be a smaller grammy. >> it should be slightly smaller. >> jimmy: maybe a gramette. are you going to stick around for the music? >> i am. i can't believe you're shutting down hollywood boulevard. >> jimmy: neither can the neighbors. zach braff is his name, "oz the great and powerful" is his movie. it opens in theaters on friday. we'll be right back with lauren cohan from "the walking dead."
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>> jimmy: hi jimmy kimmel here- >> guillermo: hey jimmy! >> jimmy: hey, guillermo what's going on, what happened to the band? >> guillermo: relax jimbo. i'm the new band. and i got everything you need right here. >> jimmy: i don't understand, guillermo. you are a terrible singer and you don't play any instruments. >> guillermo: that's why i've got the sonos playbar. it plays all the music on earth. >> jimmy: but if you're the new band, who's going to do your job? >> guillermo: him. >> he can do what i can do. >> i can do everything he can do. you are so funny, mr. jimmy kimmel. you are the funniest guy in the world. >> jimmy: oh, thank you very much. i like this. >> you are handsome too and very smart, and everyone loves you. >> jimmy: i think i like this new guillermo better than you. >> and i am a lot skinner than him too. he is too fat. >> jimmy: that is true. he is kind of fat. >> guillermo: shut up! you are fat! >> look at how fat he is.
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>> jimmy: you know our next guest as a farmer's daughter-turned-ruthless zombie- killer on the hugely popular "the walking dead." it air sunday nights at 9:00 on amc. please say hello to lauren cohan. [ cheers and applause ] it's very nice to meet you. where are you from? >> you, too. i'm from new jersey. >> jimmy: what part of new jersey? >> from cherry hill, new jersey. >> jimmy: the accent is completely confusing, because on the show you have a southern accent. >> yes, true. >> jimmy: and that's fake. >> it's fake. >> jimmy: how am i to know that
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this is real? so when did you move to -- did you move to london from new jersey? >> yes, moved to london from new jersey when i was 14. my mom's english, my dad's american and made this leap and everything. >> jimmy: you have to go to escape the zombies. >> yes, i knew they were coming. even then. >> jimmy: how do you learn when you're from those backgrounds a southern accent? do you get frit television? >> yeah, you get it from television. in england everyone has this fantasy of doing a tennessee williams or southern things. it's definitely the accent you always put on. when i went to do "the walking dead," it was funny because i thought i'm really going to go method with this accent. so i exclusively talked to southerners and would only talk to teamsters. and all of our teamsters are men. so i started to sound really, really southern. and my producer did not like me sounded like a man. so i had to kind of shake that off a little bit. >> jimmy: john wayne was probably not what they were looking for. >> and i did the walk, too. it was just weird. >> jimmy: fans of "the walking
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dead" are like crazy. like they'll not only watch the show, then they watch the show that talks about the show that follows it. and that must be -- well, it must be exciting and annoying simultaneously. did you have a show like that growing up that you were obsessed with? >> i didn't have a show like that, but when i was a kid i had a crush on, of course, michael bolton when i was 6. >> jimmy: of course michael bolton? >> yeah. obviously. it was really funny. my parents were divorced and my dad was always like number one dad when i would spend weekends with my dad, so he would take me to the most extravagant things, which to me at the time was michael bolton. he took me to a michael bolton concert and michael bolton was singing, of course, my favorite song "when a man loves a woman." start singing it and he calls out to the audience. we're in the front row. does anybody in here know the words to this song? and i'm like 6 and blonde, like yeah, i do, i do. he brings me up onstage and i start to sing with michael
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bolton. and i completely freak out. turn around and stage dive into the audience back to my dad's arms. and my dreams were right there. >> jimmy: you are the only person who has ever stage dived at a michael bolton concert. [ laughter ] that's remarkable. and you met michael. is he aware of this? i think he'd be very excited about it, knowing what i know of him. >> it was actually kind of surreal because i worked in "the cat and the fiddle," which is around the corner. >> jimmy: the bar down the street. >> and i was inside, it was afternoon, it was very quiet and my manager said we've got this big table outside, can you go in and take them? it's michael bolton and his entourage. i was like yes. yes, i can do this. and so i walk outside and i'm like be cool, be cool, be cool. i pick up my note pad and michael bolton starts asking for coffees and things that we don't mike. >> jimmy: like what? >> frappuccino mocha double cream. >> jimmy: they always want
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something fancy. >> so i'm writing this down thinking we don't make this. and this solitary tear rolls off my cheek and on to the page. >> jimmy: what? >> he looks at me and he's like are you okay? i was like you will never know what this means to me. i tell him the story about the concert. and i tell him it was moving. and i say now i'm going to go to starbucks and get these drinks for you. >> jimmy: did you go to starbucks? >> no, i just cried inside. >> jimmy: now michael bolton's albums are for sale at starbucks so it's kind of come full circle. i don't know, it seems like they would be, right? >> yes, it does. >> jimmy: that is unbelievable. "the walking dead," on this show, i want to ask you about something that happens regularly. they regularly kill major characters off. and they don't wait until the season finale. and no one's in a coma. it's just bam, somebody's dead, doesn't matter if you're attached to them or not. >> yes. >> jimmy: that's got to be difficult for actors. i mean, especially from a camaraderie standpoint. but also from a working standpoint. >> yeah, we get very ceremonial
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about it. we have death dinners when somebody's dying. and it was fine at the beginning. like at the beginning of season two, you could go and have a group dinner. now people know so we have to have pretend birthday dinners, so we have a really maudlin death dinner dressed up as a birthday party. people are giving the most abstract goodbye speeches and throwing a birthday. we bring our fake cakes, with like happy birthday, goodbye, you're dead. it's really fun, because the waitresses and the servers could know. >> jimmy: are they crying when they come over to serve you guys too? so where do you go to do this? is there a regular place? >> we have to change it up. >> jimmy: nthat's a very strang thing. i have a theory, it's that they do it so that no one can ever ask for a significant raise on the show. because if you ever do, it's like you're dead, you're out of
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there. >> you want what? >> jimmy: the good thing is you're a zombie, you can always pop up at some point. >> yes, totally. >> jimmy: although you don't get to say much. >> no. >> jimmy: congratulations on the big success of the show. [ cheers and applause ] and your meeting with michael bolton. >> yeah, it was amazing. >> jimmy: her show is called "the walking dead." it airs sunday nights at 9:00 on amc. lauren cohan, everyone. we'll be right back with sound city players. >> dicky: tonight's music is brought to you by the new sonos playbox. unleash your music sound and all the music on earth. aerial coverage provided by goodyear. goodyear, more driven.
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>> dicky: tonight's music is brought to you by the new sonos playbox. >> jimmy: the documentary film is called, "sound city." here with the song "fortunate son," john fogerty and sound city players!
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♪ ♪ some folks are born made to wave the flag ooh, they're red white and blue ♪ ♪ and when the band plays hail to the chief ooh, they point the cannon at you lord ♪ ♪ it ain't me, it ain't me i ain't no senator's son it ain't me, it ain't me i ain't no fortunate one ♪ ♪ some folks are born silver spoon in hand lord don't they help themselves ♪ ♪ but when the tax man comes to the door lord, the house look
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a like a rummage sale ♪ ♪ it ain't me, it ain't me i ain't no millionaire's son ♪ no, no, it ain't me it ain't me ♪ ♪ i ain't no fortunate one, no ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ some folks inherit star-spangled eyes ooh, they send you down to war, lord ♪ ♪ and when you ask them how much should we give ooh, they only answer more more more ♪ ♪ it ain't me, it ain't me i ain't no military son it ain't me, it ain't me i ain't no fortunate one ♪ ♪ it ain't me, it ain't me i ain't no senator's son it ain't me, it ain't me
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i ain't no fortunate one ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ it ain't me, it ain't me i ain't no millionaire's son it ain't me, it ain't me i ain't no fortunate one ♪ ♪ it ain't me, it ain't me
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i ain't no senator's son it ain't me, it ain't me i ain't no fortunate son ♪ ♪ >> john fogerty! >> jimmy: i want to thank zach braff, lauren cohan. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. tomorrow night, jessica simpson, jim jefferies and music from luke bryan. thanks for watching. "nightline" is next. playing us off the air with the song "the man who never was." see the full performance at jimmykimmellive.com, rick springfield and sound city players. good night. ♪
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♪ ♪ i can't say that i like her manner can't say that i like her face ♪ ♪ carved up on a silver platter served warm she's a real head case ♪ ♪ won't wait for an invitation can't stay for the sacrifice ♪ ♪ i won't die as another soldier i won't ever try ♪ ♪ sometimes you make me play the fool sometimes you use me like a tool ♪ ♪ you are the whip that drives a mule and i bring the goods right back to you ♪ ♪ you break my back you break my balls you break my heart just because ♪ ♪ sometimes you make me feel like just like that
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man that never was ♪ just like, just like just like that man that there was ♪ ♪ i drowned in a mixed emotions wash up on a foreign shore ♪ ♪ face down in the salty ocean leave me there, i don't care anywhere is nowhere ♪ ♪ fly right, and i know she loves me fly wrong and i'm d-o-a ♪ ♪ bombed out like an old cathedral i'm blown away ♪ ♪ sometimes you make me play the fool sometimes you use me like a tool ♪ ♪ you are the whip that drives a mule and i bring the goods right back to you ♪ ♪ you break my back you break my balls you break my heart just because ♪ ♪ sometimes you make me feel like just like that man that never was ♪ ♪ just like, just like just like that man that never was ♪ ♪ just like, just like
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just like that man that never was ♪ ♪ make too much of nice to know you you were never love ♪ ♪ we have so much more in common just like, just like just like that ♪ ♪ man that never was ♪ ♪ ♪ just like that man that never was ♪ ♪ just like, just like just like that

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